Comic Buff Pillows

'Please, pay attention.'

'When you said we were going to a strip club, I had envisioned something else.'

WHEREVER THERE IS REAL DANGER THE ATOMIC MIME LEAPS INTO PRETEND ACTION

"You dirty old man!"

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Billy. The Kid.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Backfire

Cat Nip.

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Early photobombing

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

"You've changed."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"Bloody hell!"

'He does lack social skills.'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Suffering from Cooties?

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"