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'Please, pay attention.'

Getting to Know You

Oh, sorry, it's in kryptonite mode.

"Gotham can wait!"

'When you said we were going to a strip club, I had envisioned something else.'

The Ribbon, Nemesis Of Crime....

WHEREVER THERE IS REAL DANGER THE ATOMIC MIME LEAPS INTO PRETEND ACTION

"You dirty old man!"

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Backfire

Cat Nip.

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Early photobombing

"You've changed."

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Cheeze Wiz.

'He does lack social skills.'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"Bloody hell!"

Suffering from Cooties?