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"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Cat Nip.

Backfire

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

"You've changed."

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"Bloody hell!"

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

'He does lack social skills.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

The Golfing Accident

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Is there a vegan option?"

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Beware of the frog"

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"And would you like flies with that?"

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Cat Hecklers

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.