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'Hey Fred! Go get into that centrifuge rotor and let's see that hawk really do a circle dance.'

"Bingo! ... Sucker fish!"

Backfire

"You've changed."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"Bloody hell!"

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Getting to Know You

"Is there a vegan option?"

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

Cat Hecklers

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Beware of the frog"

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

'When I said you could name your salary, I meant you could give it a name.'

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

Trump and the Gender Inclusive Restroom

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."