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'Hey Fred! Go get into that centrifuge rotor and let's see that hawk really do a circle dance.'

"Bingo! ... Sucker fish!"

Backfire

"You've changed."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"Bloody hell!"

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Is there a vegan option?"

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

"Beware of the frog"

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Cat Hecklers

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'When I said you could name your salary, I meant you could give it a name.'

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

Trump and the Gender Inclusive Restroom

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

Miami Mice