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Cartoon Historians Mugs
Kickstart your day with a cartoon historian mug showcasing fun and quirky historical tales, perfect for those who love to start mornings with a smile and a splash of history.
Occu-Pie Mars
"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"
"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."
"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."
'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'
"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."
'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'
Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!
"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."
'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'
"Honey, you're spoiling that child."
Lactose Intolerant
"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."
A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell
"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"
A caveman paints from life
Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!
Reagacentennial
Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.
Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.
"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."
A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'
Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"
"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"
"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.
"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."
'It's an extinction notice.'
Love Conquers All
"Let's get ready to bumble!"
"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."
'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'
Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack
Trump leaving
"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."
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