Cartoon Classics Pillows

'Sorry! I didn't know it was loaded.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

The great Chartist demonstration. No. I. - A loyal citizen.

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

Land of the Average Sized Cows!

"John and Sidney work in human relations."

"He followed me home, can I keep him?"

Vaccines vs Variants