Classic Cartoon Enthusiast Pillows

Mouse pushes the mousetrap in the cats way

Mind and Matter of Fact

'A computer for your birthday? -- Do you think apples grow on trees?'

'Where did you last see your club?'

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

A caveman paints from life

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"The unlucky lemming"

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

"She's just being Koi."

"Say hello to my little friend."

Trump leaving

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."