Classic Cartoon Enthusiast Prints

Mouse pushes the mousetrap in the cats way

Mind and Matter of Fact

'A computer for your birthday? -- Do you think apples grow on trees?'

'Where did you last see your club?'

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

A caveman paints from life

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Reagacentennial

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'It's an extinction notice.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

"Say hello to my little friend."

"The unlucky lemming"

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Love Conquers All

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."