Classic Cartoon Lovers Pillows

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"Recalculating route..."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

"She's a miniature."

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

"Hey, Mom! Check it out! Dad converted his gardo paints to passenger pants!"

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

The great Chartist demonstration. No. I. - A loyal citizen.

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Standard & Poor

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'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

"All other letters have been disallowed."

'Guess who's teething?'

"Neversource"

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

'Your future looks charming.'