Classic Cartoon Lovers T-Shirts

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Recalculating route..."

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"She's a miniature."

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

The great Chartist demonstration. No. I. - A loyal citizen.

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Standard & Poor

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

"Neversource"

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'Guess who's teething?'

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

'Your future looks charming.'

"All other letters have been disallowed."

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'