Cartoon Comics Pillows

'I 'ad that Robbie Williams blocke on the back of me flipper the other day...'

Lèse Majesté

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

Emergency Phone.

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"Ever eat a bird?"

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Sloth 10K.

Batman's Baby

"I've been genetically modified!"