Cartoon Comic Pillows

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

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Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

The only time cats are known to laugh.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Emergency Phone.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Sloth 10K.

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

The Goalkeeper

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

Wind turbine and leaf blower.