Cartoon Humor Pillows

Christmas Group Therapy.

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

Another promising young entrepreneur snuffed out by Big Lemonade

You Are Here.

"Nice moat. How did you get it past the Kingdom-Owners Association?"

"What can I say? Embezzlement happens."

'I just love the snow, everything is so peaceful!'

'Hangin' around McDonald's again, aren't you?'

'Remember you are dust bunny and to dust bunny you shall return.'

'I want a smaller carrot.'

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

'Hit hard -- you're making four copies.'

Double headed snowman outside a nuclear power station.

Tunnel of Jerks

'We want vaccination.' 'Oh no we don't!'

"I've lost my voice. Is it contagious?"

Grumpy Moody Boy.

'Be home by eleven and stay away from earth!! All that place is good for is fighting and killing!!'

"Woo-hoo! The world's first wheel!"

'Darn rescuers! Always spoiling things for us!'

Lake Skater

Predatory Pianos.

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

'here we are, in the middle of the night totally exposed on a wide open beach. I don't know who came up with this method of reproduction but it must have been a male.'

If anyone offers you a headswap, just say no!

'Well if you're bored go for a swim, or climb up a tree, or...or...do one of those two things.'

"Is it that time of the month?..."

'Snap out of it.'

'I told you not to play with matches!'

"This is great. I'm chasing a virtual squirrel."

Boxing Snowmen

"Ou est le feu?"

Haemorroid Clinic - "Sitting on stone walls again Mr. Dumpty?"

Alcopopoholics anonymous.