Cartoon Humor T-Shirts

Christmas Group Therapy.

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

Another promising young entrepreneur snuffed out by Big Lemonade

You Are Here.

"What can I say? Embezzlement happens."

'I just love the snow, everything is so peaceful!'

'I want a smaller carrot.'

'Hit hard -- you're making four copies.'

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

Tunnel of Jerks

'We want vaccination.' 'Oh no we don't!'

"I've lost my voice. Is it contagious?"

Double headed snowman outside a nuclear power station.

'Be home by eleven and stay away from earth!! All that place is good for is fighting and killing!!'

Grumpy Moody Boy.

Predatory Pianos.

Lake Skater

'Darn rescuers! Always spoiling things for us!'

"Ou est le feu?"

Boxing Snowmen

'I told you not to play with matches!'

Alcopopoholics anonymous.

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

'here we are, in the middle of the night totally exposed on a wide open beach. I don't know who came up with this method of reproduction but it must have been a male.'

"See here in your ad, where it says 'eager beaver needed'?"

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

'Hey Trev, we're not that far from home after all!'

'Snap out of it.'

"No, you can't be anything you want when you grow up. You're a moose."

"Is it that time of the month?..."

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

"This is great. I'm chasing a virtual squirrel."

'Well if you're bored go for a swim, or climb up a tree, or...or...do one of those two things.'

If anyone offers you a headswap, just say no!