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'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

'Got anything with a bit of leg room?'

'Have you tried turning everything off and on again?'

'When I wiggle my leg like this, I get a pain here.'

Patient examines qualifications: Well Okay...go ahead.

I'm thinking of keeping the length and adding highlights this tim

Mummy, Mummy: Tim's piece of cheese doesn't have as many holes as mine...

'Wow, that guy must work out a lot. That's it, if I'm going to get a girl like that, I need to start working on these buns!'

'Who said that horses aren't carnivores?'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Horror movies

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Houston, we have a problem."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Emergency Phone.

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Sloth 10K.

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."