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"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Houston, we have a problem."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Emergency Phone.

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

The Goalkeeper

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

Land of the Average Sized Cows!

Shaved Ice