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'I 'ad that Robbie Williams blocke on the back of me flipper the other day...'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

Emergency Phone.

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"Ever eat a bird?"

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."