Comedy Cartoon Pillows

"No thanks, I'm watching my blood pressure."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Houston, we have a problem."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Emergency Phone.

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"Puss in cement boots"

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Sloth 10K.

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

Plum jam...

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

The Goalkeeper