Comedy Cartoon Gifts

"No thanks, I'm watching my blood pressure."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

Emergency Phone.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Puss in cement boots"

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

Mea Maxima Cuppa

The Goalkeeper

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

Plum jam...

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'