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Actually, I think you looked better with Atlantis.

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Emergency Phone.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

The Goalkeeper

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

Shaved Ice

Management Reshuffle

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

COWMIKAZES

Dog training

'Snap out of it.'

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

'That's what you get for skipping geometry class.'