Humorous Cartoons Gifts

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

Emergency Phone.

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

The Goalkeeper

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

Shaved Ice

COWMIKAZES

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Dog training

'Snap out of it.'

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

'Remember, let's agree to disagree... but no excrement flying!'

Chippunks