Comedic Cartoons Gifts

Parole Board: ' I really want this parole...I'll do anything for it...Do you want anybody rubbed out?'

'I demand a second opinion!'

"And when exactly did your interest in health and safety start?"

"I'm dating an X-ray technician."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"Houston, we have a problem."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

Emergency Phone.

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

The only time cats are known to laugh.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Sloth 10K.

The Goalkeeper

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."