Comedic Cartoons Pillows

Parole Board: ' I really want this parole...I'll do anything for it...Do you want anybody rubbed out?'

'I demand a second opinion!'

"And when exactly did your interest in health and safety start?"

"I'm dating an X-ray technician."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"They're so adorable at that age!"

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Emergency Phone.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

The Goalkeeper

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"Clearly I didn't think this through."