Cartoon Comedy Gifts

"He's in an H.M.O. Get some of the King's horses and a few of the King's men."

"I am in so much trouble."

'Ebola is coming!! Ebola is coming!!'

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

'Dave got a bunch of cowboys to install our digital TV. Now all we can receive are old westerns.'

"Any more questions?"

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

"Thanks to coffee I never come down from manic high."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

Barbeque Casualty.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"Puss in cement boots"

Collies Without Borders

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Emergency Phone.

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

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