Cartoon Comedies Gifts

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

Emergency Phone.

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"Puss in cement boots"

Collies Without Borders

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Plum jam...

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

The Goalkeeper

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"