Vintage Cartoons Gifts

'It Blundering Bear! Him say, 'Call fire department'!'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'I hate to see you working so hard...close the door would you, dear!'

'I get vertigo when I look back.'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

Man with a wooden leg asking to be measured for a pair of boots

A Wake in the Mining Districts.

Horace Greeley's Storm Battered Coat and Hat

Ulysses S Grant Emphasises his Reluctance to Take up Third Term

Servant's Request

The Great Tobacco Question.

Day Before the Derby.

Doctor suggesting treatments that will scare off a gratis patient

Man says he has left his opera-glass in a cab

Servant boy caught with his mouth full of food

The great Chartist demonstration. No. I. - A loyal citizen.

Stout wife who can't fit through a small gap.

"The kid's going to take the fall."

No Soap in the Bathroom

'Better watch him-it's grapes for her and gropes for us!'

Sorry, Lady. We allready got someone that cleans up the place.

Evelyn Sacheverell de Grymmes-personal description

On this Day in 1959 Life suddenly gave lemons to Bob Muscovitch, a Detroit engineer. Sadly, Bob did not have a chance to make lemonade.

Ghak was a hunter, Zhoomba was a gatherer and Fnok was a sponger.

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

"It's practically impossible to heat this damned place."

"Yes, Ma'am, we've found him – brown suit, grey eyes, and answers to the name of Mervin."

"It's brought out twice as many for spring training as last year."

A couple lie in bed

"Pardon me, would you mind passing the ketchup?"

"Why, Gorgarty, you're blushing."

"Is this by chance a private party?"

"Er – may you?