Vintage Cartoon Enthusiast Gifts

Criticism of Proposals to Send 'Gutter Children' Overseas

William Tweed - Beyond the Reach of the Law

"There now, you're all nice and white and clean – just like a little bartender."

A desperadobandit being punished.

'She's gonna take some forgetting - after all she was 45' 18' 36'!'

Francois Mitterrand

Salisbury's Minority Government,1885-86

Stingy lodger is suspicious of the servant girl

Working class man with a black eye and broken glasses

"You're a very intelligent little woman my dear."

ACME Employment Agency

"Mrs. Slovnik, we represent the whole forth floor."

"You have been listening to the world premier of Glukovsky's 'Revolt of the Machine.'

"Keep an eye on Old Bound Volume of Harpers. He's on the make."

"That's the last dollar I ever earned."

A woman angrily masks her husband's eyes at the beach

Hypnotism

"No open toes. I have a puppy."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

A caveman paints from life

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

Reagacentennial

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'