Vintage Cartoon Enthusiasts Gifts

1876 Election: Tilden-Hendricks Democratic Nomination Contradicts itself on Fiscal Policy

Stout wife who can't fit through a small gap.

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"Recalculating route..."

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

Noah's life jacket demonstration

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

"Hey, Mom! Check it out! Dad converted his gardo paints to passenger pants!"

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

The great Chartist demonstration. No. I. - A loyal citizen.

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

'Your future looks charming.'

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

"We don't use good and bad lists anymore. Now we have stupid, really stupid and completely nuts lists."

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

'The Final Merger'

'What a gyp! Yesterday, after I got fixed, I put my testicles under my pillow, and all I got was a quarter!'

'Of course you have crow's feet - what'd you expect?'

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

'I'd say you have a water-tight case there, boys.'

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.