Collecting Vintage Cartoons Gifts

Accident with guns

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Call me?"

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Pigeon Little

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"I keep on getting these feelings of love, peace and empathy..."

Turkish Democracy

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Vegetarian Birds

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

Peach flirting with a banana.

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

Car joust.

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'