Collecting Vintage Cartoons Mugs

Accident with guns

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"Call me?"

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Pigeon Little

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Vegetarian Birds

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Turkish Democracy

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

Peach flirting with a banana.

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

Car joust.

"Your taxes,pension and health deductions have exceeded your wages - here's your bill."

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'