Classic Cartoon Lover Gifts

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

"Wait Joe! Is that a voodoo doll and a needle?!"

"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"

A water main broke on my street yesterday. I'll never forget the chaos. Well, you know the old saying

Mistress and housekeeper

Citizens Advice: "*!*X!! OFF!"

"Say, that sounds like Cathy Lee Gifford!"

'Wanna see my Disney cells?'

'See you later, Dear... I'm going where the money is.'

'Egads, Fenton! You gave me room-temperature toothpaste.'

'Methuselah's really depressed -- He's the only one who showed up for his high school reunion.'

"A glitch in production - everyone gets a prune omelette with sardines."

British savings accounts

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Seagiraffes

'I told you it would be useful.'

Torturing the English Language

Cariactures

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Cannonball!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Giraffe Umbrella

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."