Classic Cartoon Lover Gifts

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

"Wait Joe! Is that a voodoo doll and a needle?!"

"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"

Mistress and housekeeper

Citizens Advice: "*!*X!! OFF!"

"Say, that sounds like Cathy Lee Gifford!"

'See you later, Dear... I'm going where the money is.'

'Egads, Fenton! You gave me room-temperature toothpaste.'

'Methuselah's really depressed -- He's the only one who showed up for his high school reunion.'

"A glitch in production - everyone gets a prune omelette with sardines."

British savings accounts

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'I told you it would be useful.'

Seagiraffes

Cariactures

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

'Cannonball!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Giraffe Umbrella

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"And where have you previously moused?"

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure