Cartoon Appreciation Prints

"I think you need to work on your pelvic floor exercises, dear!"

'Is this a foreleg? Back leg? Antenna?....'

'Bloody immigrants! You come over here and fix our leaking sink...'

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

Don Quixote Update.

'The environmental impact should be minimal. In any event, we can work around it.'

"Hey, what do you know - a lefty."

The Evolution Of Obesity.

'Relax. It's from the cappuccino.'

See no evil, Hear No Evil, Speak no evil. . .

'They tried to make me go to rehab but I said no! no! no!'

Skeleton playing fetch.

Stop pay toll.

'Don't just sit there! Give me a hand!'

'Obese Children' road sign outside school

"Sorry for merging into you. You were in my blind spot."

"So Jehova, you say this man drove straight into you. Got any witnesses?"

IRS, 'About this new tax plan -- I'd like to volunteer to be in the control group.'

The Next Generation of Smart Weapons; Think Tank.

'May I have a word with you?'

'What? It's not like I have to worry about getting lung cancer.'

'Aren't you a little worried all that begatting will get out of hand?'

Doctor Sees Patient with Dollar Sign Scar

'By the way, what are we in line for?'

"I've enjoyed our bonding time together, son."

"I'd heard they were going extinct."

"Any advance on 'cat wazz'?

'Clear your desk. You're fired!'

'Beats me why anyone would want to sit inside on such a lovely day?'

'Tell me more! That's my favorite symptom!'

Why Cows Leave Home

Chicken chases chef out of kitchen with knife.

Smoke choking smoker

"Where did all the big things with food go?"

'I don't believe in formal interviews miss Johnston.'