Cartoon Creator Gifts

'Hi, I represent your local anti-trapping coalition. Do you have minute?'

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

'Just think - Someday you'll be a cartoon in the New Yorker.'

"I showed Tia Carmen these really funny cartoons I drew...but she didn't laugh."

"The self-portraits of Mexican artist Frida Kahlo were influenced by the great artists of her time."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Occu-Pie Mars

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Skipping Horse

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Can You Spot the Differences?

"We only got six days of funding."

Torturing the English Language

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Boss's Desk Says No!

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Trump pardons

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Claus 2.0

Cariactures

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.