Cartoon Creator Prints

'Hi, I represent your local anti-trapping coalition. Do you have minute?'

"I showed Tia Carmen these really funny cartoons I drew...but she didn't laugh."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Occu-Pie Mars

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Skipping Horse

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Can You Spot the Differences?

"We only got six days of funding."

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Boss's Desk Says No!

Trump pardons

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Claus 2.0

Cariactures

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

Fighting Covid

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."