Art And Cartoons Gifts

Alpha pansy; 'GRRRRRR!!!'

'You're in luck, I do have change of a ?50.00 note!'

Reassurance Given �1: Hand on Shoulder Extra

Palin trapped in oil.

This is one posh bear!

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Torturing the English Language

"We only got six days of funding."

Can You Spot the Differences?

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Trump pardons

Claus 2.0

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Houston, we have a problem."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Shampoo.

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Where Indian ink came from.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."