Art And Cartoons Gifts

Alpha pansy; 'GRRRRRR!!!'

'You're in luck, I do have change of a ?50.00 note!'

Reassurance Given �1: Hand on Shoulder Extra

Palin trapped in oil.

This is one posh bear!

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"We only got six days of funding."

Can You Spot the Differences?

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Claus 2.0

Trump pardons

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Where Indian ink came from.

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Shampoo.

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"Call me?"