Cartoon Illustration Gifts

'Jailbait! Jailbait!'

'OK, who's rotting?'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

The Art Student.

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Skipping Horse

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Can You Spot the Differences?

"We only got six days of funding."

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Boss's Desk Says No!

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Claus 2.0

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Trump pardons

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Cariactures

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Are you made of sugar?'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"Houston, we have a problem."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'