Cartoon Illustration Gifts

Blood on their Hands

'Jailbait! Jailbait!'

'OK, who's rotting?'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

The Art Student.

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Skipping Horse

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"We only got six days of funding."

Torturing the English Language

Can You Spot the Differences?

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Boss's Desk Says No!

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Trump pardons

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Claus 2.0

Cariactures

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.