Exploring Cartoons Gifts

A storm in a teacup.

Billy. The Kid.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Call me?"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Pigeon Little

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"Needs to get a life"

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Peach flirting with a banana.

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

Car joust.

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

"Your taxes,pension and health deductions have exceeded your wages - here's your bill."

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

Shell Fire

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'