Exploring Cartoons Gifts

A storm in a teacup.

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

Billy. The Kid.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"Call me?"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Pigeon Little

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"Needs to get a life"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

Peach flirting with a banana.

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

Car joust.

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

"Your taxes,pension and health deductions have exceeded your wages - here's your bill."

Shell Fire

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"