Cartoon Art Prints

Glasnost

"We still don't have a diagnosis for your rash, so we're going to run some more money on it and see what happens."

'Ark, Noah - not arc!'

(Visual gag) Fish Oil - Olive Oil - Turmoil / A messed up man suffering from his own personal turmoil getting a couple of bottles of TURMOIL

"Where did you say you studied liposuction?"

Different lanes for 'old money' and 'new money' in a Financial District.

"Don't worry, son.. everyone goes through the awkward teenage years."

Cat Taking Cat Nip Drugs.

Man with giant fishing net

Quit complaining. You're not the only one around here who feels burnt out.

"Yes, they're fake. I'm not really a shrink. But that's not why we're here, is it?"

"Sure, meritocracies are fine, but why take the chance?"

'Health on Wheels' checks the health of a house

Alligators and Crocodile

What's the problem? Pre-menstrual tension! (man has knife in his back).

Anti-social mobility order.

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

"It's a very sweet gesture, but I have to ask: are you fully vaxxed yet?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Who's next?"

Memory School.

Global warming in the poles

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Lyin' Ted Cruz Endorsed By Donald Trump as a sniveling coward with an ugly wife that will do what I say

Beijing 2022

"Where are all the predatory lenders when you NEED one?"

The First Black Man on the Moon

You must be this white to enter.

Coronavirus Snowman

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

Dehydrated water...just add water.

President Trump's last day in office: "Listen, Kim Jong-Ugly, you midget loser, your nuclear tests are just compensating for your lack of manhood! You don't have the guts to use one of those, you Korean weenie!"

"I remember when she was a size 10!"

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

Resistance to the Russian Bear