Cartoon Illustrations Mugs

Barbara Started Having Hot flushes

Pants on Fire

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

'Jurassic Pork.'

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

Mohamed Salah

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Dragon and Dragoff

'If I believed in aptitude tests I'd still be washing cars in Accrington,.'

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

Snowman of the Apes

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Young Gums

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

"It's the new Trump Tower..."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"Try to blame that one on the dog."

"Way too much tongue!"

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

Caber

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"Call me crazy, but this guy is really starting to worry me..."