Comic Craftsman Gifts

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"You've changed."

Do it yourself books.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Bad Interview Technique

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

"That's just the end of the panel, girl."

"Maybe I'm not the best choice to ask if your silly wife cartoons are funny!"

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

"No more cartooning, I'm afraid. You've got an irony deficiency."

Never give a cow a giant straw.

Extra Long-jump

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"