Comic Craftsman Gifts

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"You've changed."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"The hyenas started it."

Do it yourself books.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

The Family Joules: Part 22

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Seven

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Bad Interview Technique

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seven

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

"No more cartooning, I'm afraid. You've got an irony deficiency."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Two

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"That's just the end of the panel, girl."

"Maybe I'm not the best choice to ask if your silly wife cartoons are funny!"

Never give a cow a giant straw.

Extra Long-jump

'The meat of their order is coming up.'

Mistakes were made. We were abducted. Over the coming days, even the inattentative reader will likely notice a seeming problem with this week's comic strips: They pertain to Thanksgiving, which happened last week. What would explain this? We cannot tell a lie: We were apprehended, drugged, taken to a distant planet, served too many soy products, forced to watch reality tv, then returned disoriented and confused about the calendar. we absolutely assure you that's what happened and not, as some cy

The Ballad of the Lavender Dot - Part Three