Crafty Comedian Gifts

"Mom, we're cutting and pasting and Andrew's trying to virtually eat the paste!"

Make Your Own

"O.K. kid, arts and crafts time - today we’ll be making your ransom note."

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

'The first carpenter really screwed it up...'

'Have you heard about the origami shop?'

"Sorry, I don't have any beer. The wife cut social benefits and plowed the money into her defence budget..."

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

Football Chameleon

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Sock Puppet in Literature

Do it yourself books.

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'..and one for the pot.'

'If they don't laugh, we'll say it's art.'

Murphy bed...Murphy.

Monet At Open Mic Night

Outlaw Quilting Bees

'My 434 novels are very similar to Terry Pratchetts apart from the fact that they've never been published.'

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

Giraffe painter.

Sheepdog

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

Ye Olde FIgure-Drawing Classe

Cinderfelon

The cartoonists with a giant Pencil

New Power Shower.

'Scottish Arts Council? I'm looking for sponsorship to help me sit through a performance of Gotterdammerung.'

The Ly'in Starts Here.

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."

"Do you have anything in a smaller size?"

"Forget it, Goliath, I've decided to attack you online instead."