Crafty Comedian Pillows

"Mom, we're cutting and pasting and Andrew's trying to virtually eat the paste!"

Make Your Own

"O.K. kid, arts and crafts time - today we’ll be making your ransom note."

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

'The first carpenter really screwed it up...'

'Have you heard about the origami shop?'

"Sorry, I don't have any beer. The wife cut social benefits and plowed the money into her defence budget..."

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

Football Chameleon

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Do it yourself books.

Sock Puppet in Literature

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'..and one for the pot.'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'If they don't laugh, we'll say it's art.'

Murphy bed...Murphy.

Monet At Open Mic Night

'My 434 novels are very similar to Terry Pratchetts apart from the fact that they've never been published.'

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

Outlaw Quilting Bees

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

Giraffe painter.

Sheepdog

Ye Olde FIgure-Drawing Classe

'Scottish Arts Council? I'm looking for sponsorship to help me sit through a performance of Gotterdammerung.'

New Power Shower.

The cartoonists with a giant Pencil

Cinderfelon

The Ly'in Starts Here.

"Forget it, Goliath, I've decided to attack you online instead."

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."

"Do you have anything in a smaller size?"