Creative Craftsman Gifts

Young Picasso In Woodshop

'That's an impressive display with circular saw but need to see evidence of your accountancy skills.'

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"Lovely dovetail."

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

I love embroidery

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Waiting for retirement.

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

Bad Interview Technique

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Education and Apprenticeships

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Blog Breakdown

Woman knitting a washing line.

Luthier

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Darn you, you stupid hammer!

'Styrofoam.'