Crafty Carpenter Gifts

The maintaining different types of fence.

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Woman knitting a washing line.

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

Harps and Embroidery.

What's Their Secret?

'Styrofoam.'

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

'McWit never could build anything level.'

'Just measuring you for the breakfast nook.'

"... 'Do it yourself enthusiast'?... No, George is more of a, 'cock it up yourself enthusiast'!"

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

'Yellow pine? No, I want to panel my den in purple pine.'

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'