Crafty Carpenter Mugs

The maintaining different types of fence.

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Woman knitting a washing line.

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

What's Their Secret?

'Styrofoam.'

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

Harps and Embroidery.

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

'McWit never could build anything level.'

'Just measuring you for the breakfast nook.'

"... 'Do it yourself enthusiast'?... No, George is more of a, 'cock it up yourself enthusiast'!"

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

'Yellow pine? No, I want to panel my den in purple pine.'

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."