Playful Carpenter Mugs

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

The Sculptor

Christopher Isherwood

Snow Bridge.

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

Toy White House built incorrectly.

"I've fixed the shelf, darling."

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'Just measuring you for the breakfast nook.'

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

"Oh Dad, you're the best! My own aquarium!"

'Yellow pine? No, I want to panel my den in purple pine.'

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

Sundayafternoon Carpenters

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

'Anything else need tying up?'

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

"I think we have carpenter ants."

Gardening Terminology: Freezia

"These beavers are getting creative. . !"

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

'Look at the stool I made... next I'm going to build a violin!'

'I need just a hair cut off this.'

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."

"Thanks for your help, but I really don't need it!"

"Here's a less known Jane Austen novel that you might enjoy. It's about carpentry and lawn care, called 'Fence and Fencibility."

'George is real handy. He made this table out of an old tractor tire.'

The maintaining different types of fence.