Playful Carpenter Gifts

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

The Sculptor

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

Snow Bridge.

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

Toy White House built incorrectly.

"I've fixed the shelf, darling."

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

'Just measuring you for the breakfast nook.'

"Oh Dad, you're the best! My own aquarium!"

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

'Yellow pine? No, I want to panel my den in purple pine.'

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

Sundayafternoon Carpenters

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

'Anything else need tying up?'

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

"I think we have carpenter ants."

Gardening Terminology: Freezia

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

"These beavers are getting creative. . !"

'Look at the stool I made... next I'm going to build a violin!'

'I need just a hair cut off this.'

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."

"Thanks for your help, but I really don't need it!"

"Here's a less known Jane Austen novel that you might enjoy. It's about carpentry and lawn care, called 'Fence and Fencibility."

The maintaining different types of fence.

'George is real handy. He made this table out of an old tractor tire.'

Building the perfect snow-boyfriend