Playful Carpenters Gifts

'I need just a hair cut off this.'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

The Sculptor

Timber preservation

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

Snow Bridge.

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

'Storm'

Toy White House built incorrectly.

'My client stands before you, a jury of his whittling peers ...'

'Just measuring you for the breakfast nook.'

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

Two lovers sitting on a bobbin

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

"Oh Dad, you're the best! My own aquarium!"

'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'

'Yellow pine? No, I want to panel my den in purple pine.'

'We'd like you to put a cat-flap in!'

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

Sundayafternoon Carpenters

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

Caveman: 'ARRRGH! Run for it KRAG! DINOSAWS!!'

Things You Say Wher You Are Officially Old - Volume # 1

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

"I hope you like it. I made it myself."

"These beavers are getting creative. . !"

Shaker Timeouts

Time For This Odd House