Carpenters Gifts

You've Got Nail!

"Joseph, what a wonderful creation."

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

'My client stands before you, a jury of his whittling peers ...'

'We'd like you to put a cat-flap in!'

'Renting this place during the summer pays the plumbers and carpenters needed each week after it's trashed.'

Time For This Odd House

Caveman: 'ARRRGH! Run for it KRAG! DINOSAWS!!'

'Storm'

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'

Timber preservation

A carpenter holding a drill and a plank of wood aloft

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Jack of all trades

'Hmph. College kids.'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Tool Box

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Rocking horse

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'I found the termites!'

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

I did it my way.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!