Carpenters Pillows

You've Got Nail!

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

'My client stands before you, a jury of his whittling peers ...'

'We'd like you to put a cat-flap in!'

'Renting this place during the summer pays the plumbers and carpenters needed each week after it's trashed.'

Time For This Odd House

Caveman: 'ARRRGH! Run for it KRAG! DINOSAWS!!'

'Storm'

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'

Timber preservation

A carpenter holding a drill and a plank of wood aloft

Jack of all trades

'Hmph. College kids.'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Tool Box

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Rocking horse

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'I found the termites!'

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

I did it my way.

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)